I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
your sister is weird
*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*
well… sounds like a problem for the next person
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking