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kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

your sister is weird

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tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

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nope:

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

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supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

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